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RoboFlan Cast


Blue Robot

Blue Robot is a guitar player in a bar robot band. The gig doesn't net enough money, so he is forced to work a day job. He doesn't handle fans very well, and keeps few friends... much like your average ninja. However, Blue Robot does not posses the swiftness or skills of a ninja. He enjoys rainy days, and long walks on the beach.


Robot Who Plays Drums

Robot Who Plays Drums is the drummer in Blue Robot's band. He began his musical career playing piano, but switched over to drums because that matched his name. He is Blue Robot's only TRUE friend. He is a good drummer, and in fact is affectionately known as "If Keith Moon Was A Robot" to the drunken patrons of the bar.

Robot Who Plays Bass

Robot Who Plays Bass is a rather ornery fellow. He doesn't take crap, but backs this cockiness with extreme (don't laugh) talent on the bass guitar. Like all bass players, he refers to himself in the third person, is frustrated sexually and smells bad. Ok, that's enough... I'll lay off the bass players for awhile. Also, he very rarely has opinions on anything.

Short Man

Little is know about Short Man. He runs the bar that Blue Robot's band plays at, and has a huge gambling debt. Also, despite the fact that he is short, he gets MANY women. This suggests only one thing... He has a great personality.

Boss

Owns the factory that Blue Robot works at. May or may not have a metal penis.

White Robot

Has fish for hands. White Robot works with Blue Robot at the Robot Factory. His fish hands are alive, but do not need water to live. Often refers to religious figures when startled or shocked. Also, he laughs very loudly at his own jokes, no matter how un-funny they are.



#1 Fan

Not much is known about #1 Fan. What's his name? Where's he from? One of the few things known about him is that he is a very devoted fan... maybe too devoted.

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